So I did what you said about trying to go out in public and taking something with me so I would feel safer, and... well... the police are now chasing me for carving up a dozen people with a chainsaw because they looked at me funny. Got any emergency tips?
ReCursing
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Okay nurse, call up the Wikipedia page on vasectomies on my phone please
Hey I've just found a loose thread.... ...oh no, your entire top has come off!
Yeah, lets take it for a test drive... past Jim's house. You drive, I've got the bag full of guns. Floor it after I open fire
There's not much room left in my freezer, so I'll have to cook and eat all of you quickly
Oh I forgot to ask at the interview, do you have a policy on drug dealing? Because I've got a couple of baggies I could do with shifting
Gassy was not popular in enclosed spaces, like houses and mines
Chuck Tingle has entered the chat
Keep the pressure on and maybe we can get this to a second vote before it;s quietly shelved this time!
I have questions. I'm not sure what those questions are yet, but I definitely have some
That is absolutely amazing, I love it! I really hope Gaga has seen this
Oh yeah, when you can't find your car keys, I saw you leave them in the fridge last night