ReanuKeeves

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[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Apparently he helped design the VW beetle? Which gave every kid in the world an excuse to randomly punch people!

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The taint shavings are harvested from Jennifer Lawrence

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Phew, I unapologetically enjoy some nickelback songs but I also saved a baby from drowning once so I'm good.

So would you consider Dr. Diddler alright if he helped a few kids out mentally? Or what would you think he needs to do to balance his see-saw. I heard he also doesn't put stuff at the grocery back in the right place if he decides a few aisles over they don't want it anymore.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Molecules can also vibrate not hard enough to generate enough heat to warm their surroundings though.

Here, I made a roasted goat testicle marinated in a tuna eyeball reduction topped with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, onions, uncooked rice, and taint shavings sammich. Bone apple titties

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Let's excite these water molecules until they vibrate so hard it generates heat that transfers to surrounding atoms

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"I can eat a standard pack of instant noodles in less than 30 seconds"

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (12 children)

"Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn't"

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe that's the plan. Don Don's gift to himself for his birthday is chaos, and maybe a big mac

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At what point would anyone have thought he gave a damn about LA? Are there people out there that think he cares about anything other than himself?

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair enough, kids will be kids. Ya the only other thing I could see other than getting her safety shoes is maybe putting her in a rock climbing class or soccer to get her energy out haha, all the best to you

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I used to sell shoes for about a decade and I can tell you kid's shoes are 99% of the time lower quality because they are expected to be outgrown, so any regular trainers or runners even in higher end brands like saucony, asics, new balance are not going to last long if she's kicking bricks and such lol.

The composite toe shoes could work but I would still be worried about them hurting themselves from kicking stuff they probably shouldn't be kicking

 

And we don't even need to subscribe to their onlyfans

 

I'm talking people who could play multiple sports at a pro level like LeBron, MJ, Bo, Chef Curry

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