People of Earth, you are waking up, as our advanced space-faring race once did...

-- Gul Dukat

Dukat 2024 -- Make Cardassia Great Again

Omg, this! Plus, if the cancer threatens to take over, we gonna need them guns to fight the cancer. #FlawlessLogic

BTW, are we allowed to talk about the national capacity for 60M poopies per day vs the actual load of 90M ?

our birthrate drops. young adults emigrate. some old people die while others retire abroad. And yet, we're 30M poopies/day overcapacity. why? nobody nose! it's a mysteron!

makes me want to break out the old suspenders and palm pilot.

But what can you actually DO?

Where is your tupperware lunch box? hmmm?

Statistically insignificant compared to xyz

Beware new laws! we already have industry and environmental regulation overlapping with general laws. Lack of enforcement is the problem

Yes

look what these "reporters" need just to mimic a fraction of our word-power!

easy to test. men can say "tampons glitter lotion" several times a day. women say "garage exhaust cable".

its a threat. they hold the biggest players to ransom by demanding exclusive contracts. otherwise business goes to china, russia and qatar