And get them a a Pepsi

I've consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it's ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

There are dozens of us, dozens!

What a picture, indeed

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we're referring to her even if we just say 'her,' 'it,' or 'the hound.' She even learned that any time we spell a word it's related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

Fs in the chat, bois

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'm sure he found a shitload of stuff that challenged that viewpoint.

...and then proceeded to completely ignore it

Go see more hermit crabs

What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?

Pretty sure that's Hank Hill

My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan