Not to mention the people that defend it as if it was a good thing. Good things don't send you from overwhelmingly positive to mixed over the weekend.

How many times are we going to have to teach you this lesson, old man. Don't fuck with the task bar.

If only someone could appreciate my excitement and not my commitment.

As an Index owner, it is simply not fun or convenient to jerk off wearing your VR gear. 3/10 the tech isn't there yet.

I wish I could shit post hard enough to get the Russian government involved.

either because they hadn’t been offered them or because they didn’t take their company up on the offer

Are they talking about the "Get fired for depression" button on the company website that no one presses because entering in all your personal info is the oppsite of anonymous?

You don't truly appreciate a good pair a boots till you park a 2 ton pallet jack on your toes and laugh it off.

I liked lock down. It made me feel normal and accepted for being a shut-in for once. Now, I'm just a loser again.

I vote for angry mob with convenient access to an active volcano.

Nuked a 11 year old account. Occasionally your need info and it's the only place that may have the answer, although I try to avoid giving them traffic.

100% intentional. If you spoof your browser signature most work just fine

The first one was beautiful. The second one was ruined by censorship. The third is pure desperation, its not even April 1st.