Sammy

joined 2 years ago
[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Finally, I can play the real shit.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah, fish don't pay taxes 😎

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

People forget that classic plays literally tell you the end throught the Chorus. You're supposed to... actually watch and absorb the play, not just furtively hoard plot-points.

Spoiler: Achilles dies at the end. But will Patroclus confess his love for him before his untimely demise? Who knows!

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Aaaah an ol' Cincinnatus. There's a dearth of people like that.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wahoo a Wafrn screenshot! Excited to celebrate with a line of clanker 🎉

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Or when any WIN1124H2 device was asleep during major updates it BITLOCKED ITSELF. Like the 5 laptops I'm fixing for people rn smdh

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

Baby cigarettes, never smoked

I cry every time 😢

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

That's why he so sleepy eepy 😴

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All billionaires are corrupt. I don't care if they're* cute or techy, you don't get that kind of money without being a bastard.

*Edit: spelling

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

Onedows for Winnote 10.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Thank you for t-shirt related content!

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