I work in Tech and this is my mantra: printers are Of the Devil.

Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum

Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(

It’s the year of Pathfinder, y’all

(Or Lancer, if u a freak like that 👅)

Living with ADHD is like being chained to a small, spastic toddler who refuses to let you do your work *until you do what they ask *, no matter how dumb it is.

Yes, I’m looking up the history of Paw Patrol. Yes, I was supposed to be cleaning. No, I cannot switch. We’re looking up Power Puff Girls next.

I’m fairly certain I know this particular train and it’s very well taken care of as a vital part of a playground. Kids play all over it, and I believe it’s covered in weather-resistant coating.

‘S a cool park.

Edit: here’s a link to the official park website; wanted to make sure I wasn’t telling tales Corvallis’s Avery Park

Let them kiss!!!

You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AMR

I’m filled to the tits with microplastics just let me have my breakfast whiskey in peace

Oh friend-… I’m on the other side. 8 years on T 💪💉. But yes. We’re all queer.

I mean, if you and your little group of people are struggling to eat, yeah Bertha Strongarm better be puttin up them Mammoth numbers; iun care you got titties, we need to eat!