Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

I am proud to be pro gun and pro lgbtq+ ✊

“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline

Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

When you realize that music was created by people from the silent generation.

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

Fuck the fascist nazis of lemmygrad.ml! Real socialists post memes right here on lemmy.world (:

The sad part is that scrapping is often easier then using the api.

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

I believe that leftist books should be seen as resources for learning and not treated like fucking religions. Reading karl marx stuff doesn't make you less of an anarchist and reading peter kropotkin stuff doesn't make you less of a marxist. THERE SAID IT!!!!