SnarkoPolo

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

He will express moderate concern.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 38 minutes ago

But he will vote for it anyway.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago

You think "The News" is going to report that? All most people will hear is "big win for the Fat One."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

That's just going to get a lot of people harmed. We can't win by fighting. We're outmanned, outgunned, out-teched.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

They're going to start shooting very soon. And Americans don't have the stomach for the years of passive resistance that will be required.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not to mention afterburner shits in the middle of Waffle House.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I remember that one! I was in grad school at the time, and my then-GF now-wife had just finished. We laughed for 15 minutes.

"Journal Of DUH"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

If there's a civil war, I have so many degrees, they'd have to make me an officer. Trust me, no one wants that.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Why do you think they're being told to have so damn many kids? Work hard, breed fast, vote Republican, die young, repeat.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Probably says it's Biden's fault, yeah?

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