SnarkoPolo

May the leopards feast on face.

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don't they?

This is fascism. No one is coming to save us.

Getting us comfortable with shortages. That way, when we stand hours in line for whatever slop Walmart is willing to sell us, "oh well folks we just sold out, try again next week and god bless," Chris Commuter and Mary Minivan will blame themselves...or Democrats.

There will be no vaccines in the United States.

Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

When the inevitable war with Iran happens, the world will give the finger to Shitgibbon, and he will be out there with his tiny little fungus in his little T. rex hands.

He will express moderate concern.

That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

But he will vote for it anyway.

You think "The News" is going to report that? All most people will hear is "big win for the Fat One."