Wait a minute, is it "patently" untrue, so false that you couldn't even get a copyright on it, or is it "Pattonly" untrue, a feignt tactic like those used by US general Patton in the Great War 2 against Irwin Rommel in Africa?

Try talking about Return to Office around the workplace and watch everyone get quiet real quick

Sounds like a win in my book!

Well that's always a good thing.

I'm in, lube me up.

What's a DVD?

Whats a series scam?

Come to Canada, we have weed stores on every block, like Tim Hortons but actually beneficial to the people

That guy looks like Drake

She was my favourite in that fighting game with the sexy cat lady

Time to eat the rich

That skull has some dumb hair