I just don't get how I, a poor, was able to finance with Care Credit and time out my visits to have implants put in, so i could fix my grill. He couldn't come up with a grift for someone to pay for his?? Which reminds me... these chompers should finally get paid off this year!🥳

Thankfully never, not sure how I would have recovered from that one! Did catch it pretending it was on fire a few times. It was alerting the local FD our alarms were triggered when on site, it was quiet an no burning was going on. They called a couple different times about it and even showed up once... in case I was lying? Bet safe than sorry I guess.

Add an egg to that shit, like an egg drop soup, omg!

I used to live in an Enon, quickly realized it's "None" backwards. So much nothing, there was a ceremony for a stop light.

Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut home of the mug of meat. What'll it be?

I heard the replicator. Is there food? Do I get food? Maybe I should trip you, you haven't provided food yet, you must not see me.