For the love of God Bibi just don't refer to it as a "special military operation".
RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.
That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...
And Rick the Dick Berman said fuck no, in fact here's a blonde bombshell in a catsuit. Fuck you.
They're turning the bombs gay.
The initial payment is probably in the form of a cheque that they won't live long enough to cash.
Russian passports for your whole family? Now they can also be mobilised, good job.
Give a knighthood to whoever blasted "things can only get better" during Rishi's announcement.
Stop privatising infrastructure you maniacs.
Oh and those pensions you might have heard of? That's just an old wives' tale, no such thing for you.
...with blackjack and hookers!
Even if it wasn't commonplace, ads like this keep us vigilant and (assuming they can read) should deter the predatory types.
What a weird cause to champion.