In the hand under the phone, which of those five fingers is the thumb? I don't think you can physically hold your hand in this way

That's the launcher I use. It's the best available from what I can find

I use Launcher 10. Close enough to a Windows Phone

I used this app for a party (4 years ago). Worked well enough: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.anhlt.karaokelite

I'll take that bet in the next ~10 years.

Why compare the Portal to the Deck? The Retroid Pocket 3/3+/4/etc. and Ayn Odin are much more comparable (and better I'd say)

Edit to address the down votes: my point is that the Portal is not an arm processor. Hence why I chose arm based devices instead of the Ally or any number of AYANEO handhelds. I think devices in the same device category matter way more than 1st/3rd party offerings. If that were the case, we could talk about how everyone prefers Chiaki or whatever the 3rd party ps streaming app is to the first party offering, etc.

If it's leased, they can't sell it anyways