Well, you can spend 300-400 or you can buy a "portable bidet bottle" and clean your asshole with warm water. You'll still need to use some toilet paper (or maybe a towel) to dry, but you'll be spending $15 more or less and you can carry it with you when you travel.
2.5 million copies sold in EA, but barely got a mention? ok...
I think the problem here is thinking that sex == romance.
Probably for the ads?
There is also the pico that costs more or less the same iirc. Although it's not available worldwide and the company was bought by bytedance not long ago, so...
With game pass we are still in the growth phase, so it's still gaining features (at least on PC) and the user experience is improving little by little...
I'll probably get one at some point, but to test if it was good or not I got a "portable" one (it's basically a bottle with a special nozzle) and I've been using that for years now, with the advantage that it's, well, portable, and you can take it with you on vacations and the like! It's like this: https://eu-browse.startpage.com/av/anon-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F71zhLrpWVVL.jpg&sp=1688454897T181dbaa7a258905811055b89b1acdb559c6420aa640cd8edb2da8f65490f756c
I'm from Spain, it's not uncommon unfortunately, but that's because the flag is appropriated by the right and far right and if you see someone with one you can be 90% sure of the type (homophobe, anti abortion, bullfighting supporter, climate change denier, etc etc)
I've been using a 0.5L one for years now. Usually it's enough, but there are times that when I dry (with toilet paper) I see that I need a little more cleaning and then I either finish with the paper or refill the bottle and try again.