TedDallas

joined 4 months ago
[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pro tip: getting laid creates more problems than it solves.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Personally I feel like it is a dumb question. Life gives you meaning. By that I mean life enables the creation of symbolic truths. And what enables life is a different question.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Antimatter printer fluid must cost more than the GDP of the entire Milky Way.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, while initially writing my terrain generator I thought it weird to have a X,Z grid of tiles. Odd decision for Godot team. But I am used to it now.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

You muh-muh-make me hu-hu-happy.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How about adding indexes and stats on the appropriate columns, and have look at your execution plan while you're complaining. Bushels of low hanging fruit are ready to be picked for devs who bother with a little SQL performance tuning.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

So you’re saying that if I buy about 500 million of these I can use them to charge my electric car?

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Yes. It exists. Whether or not they are actively enforcing anything during the current administration is open to question. The fortune 10 company I work for takes the SEC seriously.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 61 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Oracle is a public company. Public companies must file data breaches with the SEC or they can get into some hot water. They are not ran by smart people.

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Yup, and they sent men to the moon with 32 kilobytes of RAM. It was enough to go to the moon, and by god it was enough for you!

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

I know someone who legit does not have any social media accounts for almost 20 years in the US on a green card, unless you count their google account. I can imagine the frustration of the bureaucrat that goes, "Oh yeah? We'll find you..." 10 months later. "You must be a spy!"

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