I had to check it wasn’t April 1st.

Fair play to them, if they think they can do better elsewhere then have at it.

I concur, but what type of salt and vinegar?

• Discos: Not as good as they were when I were a lad.
• Walkers: Consistently ok.
• Kettle: Good if you are feeling a bit posh, but the balsamic vinegar can be overwhelming.
• McCoy's Ridge Cut: Excellent.

I didn't think you could get those here in the UK, but it looks like you can! https://www.philips.co.uk/c-p/SPR5500_05/powersquid-5-outlets

My only gripe is that they look a bit messy... I am a neat freak when it comes to cabling.

I am sick of everything having a wall-wart transformer, especially where the size or shape prevents other things from being plugged into the adjacent sockets.

There is also !bristol@lemmy.ml because what would this would be with only one Bristol?