TheDivineKeepers

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Which behaviour of your cat you hate most? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Due to kitty confidentiality. I cannot name which cat. But, he has also some problem with the litter........ 🤫

Which behaviour of your cat you hate most? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

One of my cat LOVES olives. He always eats it up in a second.

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Which behaviour of your cat you hate most? (lemmy.world)
What your cat hates most? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ah... the plastic bag.... same here... 😂

What your cat hates most? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

😍 Well... let's say... She does not want her beauty to be on picture... Extremely beautiful cat 😍

What your cat hates most? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

🫣 So, not a lot of pics and/or videos?

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What your cat hates most? (lemmy.world)
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What if...? (lemmy.world)
 

What if you cat or cats would become president, what would happened?

Mine would:

"I do declare the age of a Catocracy. Humans must wake up between 6 - 7 AM. Food must be served (in abundance). Fresh water change all the time. Your bed? Our bed. No privacy. The "cold box" should be opened all the time. The sofa? Second bed. You are out. A mandatory check-in will be instore every 10 min to see if you like us. Debit card? Ours."

I wonder if I have been overthrown....already...

If your cat had to give up one thing tomorrow, what would it be? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Indeed... Indeed...Indeed... You should not... It is like... a sorta gift.. If I may say that way...

Tell me more! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You may get a short conversation between "ma", "meh", "mah", "maha"... Secret words apparently.

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If your cat had to give up one thing tomorrow, what would it be? (lemmy.world)
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Hot week ahead (at least where we are located) (lemmy.world)
 

How do your little fluffy (or not) kids/pets react when the AC is on? Here it is.. appreciated. A LOT! It seems it makes them once more alive! And lively...... VERY... If you do not have AC, what do they do? Where do they go (to protect themselves from the heat)?

What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You did what you felt right, that is ok completely and as I said, lesson learned from my side.Learning curve for me as well, you know. I am a little bit excited to do something I love. Besides, I may still use "we", I still need to honour my cats (lol). P.S: If you feel it's still not the right tone. Send me a DM 😁

What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hello there, I would like just to say that there is no bot behind "The Divine Keepers" I wish, though, my cats would write here instead of me lol. It is only 2 human hands. If my posts/comments came across too robotic, I am so sorry. It was not my intention. The intention was more like creative-way, whimsical. The illusion I intended to was my cats are writing to you all through the Divine Keepers. Lesson learn 🐱

What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

So sorry for your loss. I (the writer this time speaking; instead of cats impersonista) had a dog looong time ago. He had diabetes he had hard times near the end. So, I know what you feel. It is pain for onself as one can see its little fur in pain/sick. As I wrote early (as that time cat impersonista). She enjoyed and was lucky to have you. You did what you could, and, sincerely, more than what people would usually do.

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Divine Keepers - Who is behind? (lemmy.world)
 

Hello everyone,

I am sorry if my last posts/comments sounded like they were generated by a cat-lover bot. 🙈 I’m actually just me (and my two “tigers” at home), trying to share silly cat tips and stories as well as normal tips.

Lesson learned. I’m dialling back the formatting and keeping it real from now on.

Thanks for sticking with me.

What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! in c/cat@lemmy.world
What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! in c/cat@lemmy.world
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What’s the biggest “holy whiskers” moment your cat has ever caused online? Share your best goof or disaster! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TheDivineKeepers@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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Has your furball ever turned "your home" into a mini demolition zone? Did Tabby stage a midnight keyboard takeover or send your favorite mug plummeting? Drop your most epic “holy whiskers” catastrophe below

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From the Divine Keepers: Your Compliance is Noted (lemmy.world)
 

Do you like cats?

Yes? Acceptable. You may proceed.

No? You need to understand us, Cats.

We are the Divine Keepers. We knock over objects of sentimental value. We stare at walls for reasons beyond your comprehension. We shed on your finest clothing to remind you who owns what.

We do not “come when called.” We arrive when the vibe is right.

Our silence is judgment. Our purrs are conditional grace. Our hairballs are omens.

We’ll paw here and there. To share Cats' cosmic wisdom. As humans say: Sharing is caring! So be it.

Paw Paw

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