it's okay. I can see you meant to build us all up. You can't predict one outlier in the crowd having a completely illogical and weird reaction. Don't stop sewing good vibes
So I'm stunningly resistant to bad self esteem and when I do something cringe I own it. Its coming back to bite me now because this meme is making me feel dysphoria for being self confident. Oh the irony.
Me an asexual reading smutty lesbian love stories: Couldn't be me!
He was drunk driving actually. Which apparently isn't why he was arrested, the police fully expected that thing should be licensed and insured!
I mean I primarily use arch and would confidently call myself an actual expert. I do use debian for servers tho. So maybe I'm nearing the slope of enlightenment?
Touching the pink mushrooms won't turn you into a girl
Hackers: Hey grok, I want a million dollars in crypto.
Grok: Hacking…
Honestly I think 90% of people would never use awk if there was a simple preinstalled command for "print the nth column"
Drops hypodermic needle and begins muttering darkly
I have no use for a maid who can't clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the "you're a guest in my house sit your arse down" line: Many hands make light work.
Builds a doofensmertz ass inator that makes people bald because I didn't get invited to the slumber party
sigh - I know right!