Bayern war schon immer ein Clown Zirkus.

Welcome back my dear! Wow, what a great post to join us again. Made me laugh so hard. It's been ages I've last seen this bit. ^^

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

GTA IV actually, not even counting the two huge DLCs, just the base game alone.

I never got into Clone Wars because I absolutely hate the art style.

Ganz, ganz schlechte Idee, liebe Leute.

I see you know your Judo well.

Da möchte man doch am liebsten direkt im Kreis kotzen...

Ich fordere die Abschaffung von Christian Lindner.

Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.

I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.

I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.

Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.

Du hast uns Lesben nicht einkalkuliert. Zu deinem Glück bin ich glücklich verheiratet. ^_^