I could think of several things I could do with it 😈

Americans don't want to be grouped in with "dirty non-white immigrants" so they consider themselves expats even if they intend the move abroad permanently.

Wow, very nice! 😛

Jesus he was 15 when they arrested him.. for an internet search. That's fucked up

You forgot

*bathe furiously whilst stopping to occasionally glare at the human for inconveniencing me

"I'll catch the next one, cool?"

coming to science memes

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That sounds delicious. This picture is an abomination and I refuse to believe it's real 😂

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Some good ones have already been covered, so I'll add that, if I were to break down crying, other women would come over to ask if I'm okay etc. (I've held a complete stranger while she sobbed in the middle of a store, after she lost everything in a fire) unfortunately men still face a very weird gender bias that society in general still believes - you never show your emotions.

You don't get to be that rich by caring about people.