Because how else would we feel superior?

Millions of American children are (were?) given these in the third grade and yes they all call them that

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc's v-safe program? 👀

'Tis a shame your image left out the OG

Stein is a Russia-planted spoiler candidate. That's it

This is in Georgia, for those curious, since this article was written for local people and so doesn't say

Yasss Kamala let's fucking gooo

You can't deny the craftsmanship 🤌

According to this Godzilla is 393 ft tall, not 164 ft https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(Monsterverse)

Also make sure you choose a toothpaste that has stannous fluoride and not sodium fluoride. It's much more effective

Pessimism is boring, and it does not inspire action. It smothers it. Optimism gives you a reason to try

The amount of radiation in this wastewater, per liter, is equivalent to 100 bananas, or 378.5 bananas per gallon