[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah but with significantly less blackjack and hookers and significantly more foreskins. Cause you didn't think there was only one foreskin on display for all those pilgrims, did you?

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Few weeks ago I read up on A. Muscaria, picked up a couple in a local forest, decarboxydized them in an oven and drank tea with 4g of (poorly) dried mushroom. 3 days before sleep.

Holy mother of fungi, it's like having an antidepressant that, you know, works. Deep sleep duration increased from 10 to 19%. Walking up in the morning felt normal. Weed consumption dropped roughly by half.

Only after three evenings, effects are felt four days after, although waining.

I'm just a noise on the Internet, my words are worth nothing. But read up on the mushroom, it's definitely something different from what people think it is.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 days ago

You should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ.

It's a lot.

Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn.

Sky will never be the same, won't it?

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[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 2 months ago

Wait, no lost? Ah kids these days.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago

So much accusations and assumptions. What if the owner is a construction worker doing custom kitchen deliveries, and needs this monster for living. You sure can't haul a kitchen kit in your man's Toyota Aygo or Fiat 500.

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[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Isn't people 'belonging' someone else a definition of slavery?

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 5 months ago

From Germany, wholeheartedly, fuck off with your POS terminal tip prompts. I simply won't.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 months ago

Dear sirs, I call bullshit! There's no \n after the :wq!

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You can cycle for 13 hours anywhere in the country and still be alive, usa'nean mind can't comprehend this

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago

Americans really need to bash their elected representatives to invest in public schools and free/affordable higher education. This muppet already happened, but maybe it's not too late to save the upcoming generations from another one.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 9 months ago

This sentiment of 'I'm not going to fight' is funny until the war actually starts. And then it's either you fight early, or you fight late. Sometimes too late.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 11 months ago

Oh please don't be mistaken. Their dissatisfaction is that their men haven't returned. However, they will be satisfied if simply someone else would go to kill those Ukrainians.

This is not a protest against the war, by any means.

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