always remember the #1 killer of K-9 units is neglectful officers.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/10282580.2019.1576128
oh they'll call it heat exhaustion! Like the pups ran a marathon off their own accord and didn't hydrate.
I love being a woman so fucking much. Thank you all for teaching me to believe in myself.
nothing to stop you from buying an aquarium and becoming a hobbyist cuttlefish jizzmopper!
my partner likes to eat in her car.
I like to camp in bear country.
we share but there are definitely assigned vehicles. Also cutely I bought hers for her and she bought mine for me and we both love that.
https://www.webfx.com/blog/internet/the-6-companies-that-own-almost-all-media-infographic/
It's literally 6 dudes controlling all of it
~~Ginger~~ the Segway was supposed to revolutionize the way we view cities!
Having just switched from Old Spice Swagger to SheaMoisture products I can assure you that 'different smells, colors and water contents' result in radically different outcomes in hair softness and smoothness!
when I was learning to play poker we had the various hand rankings printed up on each wall so you could just look up to see the order.
This led to an amusing meta where you would see your opponent look at their hand, squint up at the wall and then raise and you knew you were hosed. This then led to bluff glancing at the walls before betting.
there's a new fast food drive through near me and if you buy a $13 burger with plastic they turn the little machine to you at your car window and expect you to enter a fucking tip.
I'm an overtipping bastard. I learned to tip from Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven. i love to tip.
I even tip at the weed store and the liquor store if they give me suggestions or any kind of service in addition to ringing me up.
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK ASKING ME TO TIP IN THE GODDAMN DRIVE THROUGH!!!
I'm not eating there because the burgers are too expensive for how good they are ($5.50 for a plain kids burger come on) but even if I loved the food i'm not tipping for fast food.
literally ran a basic wardialer in my area code and had guest access to multiple government systems. I felt like matthew broderick would have been so proud.
I never got anywhere but it freaked my parents out they were not proud like i had been expecting at all.
Never actually messed around with anything besides figuring out the no password guest accounts so not really thrilling but it was super easy to get access.
Also when email was first a thing you could just telnet to port 25 on a server and write raw SMTP messages and most servers would just accept them. You would say yes this message is coming from god@heaven.com and it would say sure thing!
cold food hot bowl is a direct sign of not having good microwaveable dishes.
My in laws have this white corelle stuff that swears it's microwave safe on the bottom but it gets hot as fuck when you reheat food. i don't think it's just because it's thin either if you try to melt butter in it the dishes get very hot.
The glass bentgo containers i use for storing food seem to be completely invisible to the microwaves. You can get food bubbling hot and still grab the glass container to pull it out and it's completely cool.
it's just a line from The Big Lebowski with the word trumpism swapped for National Socialism, i was not being serious at all.