Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.
I'm not sure if this is sarcastic, since I have neighbors just like this. (I hope it is sarcastic)
I'm not the original person in the thread, but I'm pretty anti-piracy. However, the bulk of my media spending is on musicians (with direct buying from an artist being my primary means of purchase).
With that said, I absolutely understand why so many people pirate movies/tv. Streaming for those is an absolute shit show.
I think they're implying that a black hole the mass of a person has the same gravitational attraction that the person had before collapsing (negligible).
We don't have to send him to another country. Just put him on a raft in the middle of the ocean.
Definitely this. There are utilities here with 5% service charges for paying online. I'd rather pay by check
Have you never been approached by a weird dude at a gas station who is selling "fresh" meat out of a cooler in the trunk of his car?
We live in very different places. (Not sarcasm, this has happened to me about a dozen times)
I hope it's a callback to this gem:
Cable Internet / DOCSIS splits bandwidth in a way that greatly prioritizes download over upload.
He is the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k
The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.