oh. go get a therapist--not physical; mental. they're insanely expensive, but you can spend the next three months shopping around and by the new year you'll have found someone you like!
you're missing the second "comes"
Yeah, I grew up in Fahren-wasteland, but have lived in Celsi-heaven for 7 years. I embraced it, and now when someone says "40 FUCKING DEGREES!!" I know exactly what they're talking about. It's hot. You probably don't have an air con. It's misery.
I just had a seizure ~~reading~~ trying to read this "article". what do I even click to escape??
pussies are tough. Trump is a spray-tanned ballsack
"We will continue to charge you penalties until you can afford to pay us back"
Well actually you can't die either, that's illegal. Let me know if you find any other options and I'll make sure they get illegal'd as well!
Favourite part of the whole article:
A spokesperson for Truth Social said, “It’s hard to believe that Reuters, once a respected news service, has fallen so low as to publish such a manipulative, false, defamatory and transparently stupid article as this one purely out of political spite.”
"You never saw what you thought you saw. And even if you did, it was entirely justified and your interpretation was extreme."
This would be much better if you weren't mixing up Mormonism and Scientology. maybe the 4th would be "The Rise of American Jesus"?
"...Americans are planning to flee in droves, and then will realise they don't have a passport, don't know any foreign languages, and don't know how to get around without a car and will ultimately just stay put."
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bignate31
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the real puzzle is wtf happened to the 9th book...