bitofhope

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[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago

Also the big fuckoff wave motion laser cannon thing is aimed through the ship itself.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you give me six thousand tweets written by the hand of the most damned and hypocritical of men, I will find something in them which will cancel him. —@RichelieuArmand, probably

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maximilien Robespierre

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago

Furiously drafting the Tibermax specification.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If a container ship ever arrives or departs the landlocked Vatican City, that is some credible evidence of an act of God.

inb4 the Papal State peacefully annexes parts of Fiumicino and Civitavecchia

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 3 months ago

Dowhammer 40k is real!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago

In the land of ball-busting, the one-balled is king.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you telling me it's improbable that the equivalent of every single American and then some liked that video?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking anti-khaganate propaganda. Real ones know this is the true version of that progress image.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wow, that's some venomously hateful text.

new york city truly is a first and fourth word city overlayed atop each other

Jesus Christ learn what words mean. Even if you use "Third World" to mean "poor countries", fourth world is not a thing and people living in extreme poverty in developing countries are in fact not better off than non Wall Street New Yorkers.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago

Those comments are tight, but really the problem with trying to explain any of this to laypeople isn't exposing how wrong it is. The hard part is making any sense of it.

Like if I told you Donald Trump has connections with a cult that believes grandmothers are a species of raspberry, whose goal is turning Denmark into cheese and oh, a splinter group of theirs just murdered a police officer. That will just raise more questions than it answers. How the hell did they come to believe that? Why would anyone want that? And then I have to choose between looking like a loony conspiracy theorist, doing an impromptu lecture or just having to decide you actually probably don't want to know.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago

Not even a thank you

United Healthcare of all things is green though.

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