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[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago

If I had to guess, I'd say it's One True Nerd Opinion-ism.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 2 weeks ago

Numberwang racism

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Conspiratorial" implies intent, and I didn't get the sense that 2007--2013 Scott Aaronson was saying that. The tone is more that orthodox physicists are incompetent at explaining things, or indifferent to the need to explain things, or unenlightened to the glorious simplifying power of computerological thinking.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, doing full-blown quantum physics with the usual mathematical formalism really does require complex numbers, but I don't know of any derivations of that which appeal to computation, for reasons along the lines you indicate.

(It actually all started with Fourier series. Back in 1919 or so, Bohr started speculating that transition rates between atomic energy levels depend on the coefficients in a Fourier expansion. This led, through confusing intermediate steps, to Born's "square the absolute value of a complex number to get a probability" rule in 1927.)

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Math competitions need to start assigning problems that require counting the letters in fruit names.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 2 weeks ago

(sees YouTube video)

I ain't [watchin] all that

I'm happy for u tho

Or sorry that happened

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is outside my own department, but I think there's a problem with Aaronson's treatment of Gödel's incompleteness theorems. He says that Gödel's first incompleteness theorem follows directly from Turing's proof that the halting problem is undecidable. This doesn't quite work, as I understand it. The result conventionally known as Gödel's theorem is stronger than what you can get from the undecidability of the halting problem. In other words, the result that the Turing machines get you depends upon a more demanding precondition than "consistency", and so it is somewhat less impressive than what was desired. My best stab at a semi-intuitive explanation would be in the vein of, "When you're discussing the consistency of mathematics itself, you have to be double-special-careful that ideas like the number of steps a Turing machine takes really do make sense."

The historical problem is that Turing himself did not prove the undecidability of the halting problem. He wasn't even focused on halting. His main concern was computing real numbers, where naturally a successful description of a number could be a machine that doesn't stop. The "halting state" as we know and love it today was due to Emil Post.

Moreover, this is one of the passages where Aaronson seems to be offering the one and only true Nerd Opinion. He is dismissive of any way to understand Gödel's theorems apart from the story he offers, to the extent that a person who had only read Aaronson would be befuddled by anyone who used Gödel numbering after 1936.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I happened to learn recently that that's probably not from Keynes:

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/09/remain-solvent/

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aaronson goes on:

Look, obviously the physicists had their reasons for teaching quantum mechanics that way, and it works great for a certain kind of student. But the “historical” approach also has disadvantages, which in the quantum information age are becoming increasingly apparent. For example, I’ve had experts in quantum field theory – people who’ve spent years calculating path integrals of mind-boggling complexity – ask me to explain the Bell inequality to them, or other simple conceptual things like Grover’s algorithm. I felt as if Andrew Wiles had asked me to explain the Pythagorean Theorem.

And then, did anyone clap?

This is a false analogy. I don't think it's a surprise, I am not convinced that it's an actual problem, and if it is, I don't think Aaronson makes any progress to a solution.

The Pythagorean theorem is part of the common heritage of all mathematics education. Moreover, it's the direct ancestor to the problem that Wiles famously solved. It's going to be within his wheelhouse. But a quantum field theorist who's been deep into that corner of physics might well not have had to think about Bell inequalities since they were in school. It's like asking an expert on the voyages of Zheng He about how Charlemagne became Holy Roman Emperor. There are multiple aspects of Bell inequalities that someone from a different specialization could want "explained", even if they remember the gist. First, there are plenty of questions about how to get a clean Bell test in the laboratory. How does one handle noise, how do we avoid subtly flawed statistics, what are these "loopholes" that experimentalists keep trying to close by doing better and better tests, etc. Aaronson has nothing to say about this, because he's not an experiment guy. And again, that's entirely fair; some of us are best as theorists. Second, there are more conceptual (dare I say "philosophical"?) questions about what exactly are the assumptions that go into deriving Bell-type inequalities, how to divide those assumptions up, and what the violation of those inequalities in nature says about the physical world. Relatedly, there are questions about who proved what and when, what specifically Bell said in each of his papers, who built on his work and why, etc. Aaronson says very little about all of this. Nothing leaps out at me as wrong, but it's rather "101". The third broad category of questions are about mathematical specifics. What particular combination of variables appears in which inequality, what are the bounds that combination is supposed to satisfy, etc. The expressions that appear in these formulae tend to look like rabbits pulled out of a hat. Sometimes there are minus signs and factors of root-2 and such floating around, and it's hard to remember where exactly they go. Even people who know the import of Bell's theorem could well ask to have it "explained", i.e., to have some account given of where all those arbitrary-looking bits came from. I don't think Aaronson does particularly well on this front. He pulls a rabbit out of his hat (a two-player game with Alice and Bob trying to take the XOR of two bits), he quotes a number with a root-2 in it, and he refers to some other lecture notes for the details, which include lots of fractional multiples of pi and which themselves leave some of the details to the interested reader.

Aaronson leads into this rather unsatisfying discussion thusly:

So what is Bell’s Inequality? Well, if you look for an answer in almost any popular book or website, you’ll find page after page about entangled photon sources, Stern–Gerlach apparatuses, etc., all of it helpfully illustrated with detailed experimental diagrams. This is necessary, of course, since if you took all the complications away, people might actually grasp the conceptual point!

However, since I’m not a member of the Physics Popularizers’ Guild, I’m now going to break that profession’s time-honored bylaws, and just tell you the conceptual point directly.

The tone strikes me, personally, as smarmy. But there's also an organizational issue. After saying he'll "just tell you the conceptual point directly", he then goes through the XOR rigmarole, which takes more than a page, before he gets to "the conceptual point" (that quantum mechanics is inconsistent with local hidden variables). It's less direct than advertised, for sure. I have not systematically surveyed pop-science explanations of Bell's theorem prior to 2013, but the "page after page of entangled photon sources..." rings false to me.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

image descriptionScreenshot of Lawrence Krauss's Wikipedia article, showing a section called "Controversies" with subheadings "Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein" followed by "Allegations of sexual misconduct". Text at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Krauss#Controversies

 

If you've been around, you may know Elsevier for surveillance publishing. Old hands will recall their running arms fairs. To this storied history we can add "automated bullshit pipeline".

In Surfaces and Interfaces, online 17 February 2024:

Certainly, here is a possible introduction for your topic:Lithium-metal batteries are promising candidates for high-energy-density rechargeable batteries due to their low electrode potentials and high theoretical capacities [1], [2].

In Radiology Case Reports, online 8 March 2024:

In summary, the management of bilateral iatrogenic I'm very sorry, but I don't have access to real-time information or patient-specific data, as I am an AI language model. I can provide general information about managing hepatic artery, portal vein, and bile duct injuries, but for specific cases, it is essential to consult with a medical professional who has access to the patient's medical records and can provide personalized advice.

Edit to add this erratum:

The authors apologize for including the AI language model statement on page 4 of the above-named article, below Table 3, and for failing to include the Declaration of Generative AI and AI-assisted Technologies in Scientific Writing, as required by the journal’s policies and recommended by reviewers during revision.

Edit again to add this article in Urban Climate:

The World Health Organization (WHO) defines HW as “Sustained periods of uncharacteristically high temperatures that increase morbidity and mortality”. Certainly, here are a few examples of evidence supporting the WHO definition of heatwaves as periods of uncharacteristically high temperatures that increase morbidity and mortality

And this one in Energy:

Certainly, here are some potential areas for future research that could be explored.

Can't forget this one in TrAC Trends in Analytical Chemistry:

Certainly, here are some key research gaps in the current field of MNPs research

Or this one in Trends in Food Science & Technology:

Certainly, here are some areas for future research regarding eggplant peel anthocyanins,

And we mustn't ignore this item in Waste Management Bulletin:

When all the information is combined, this report will assist us in making more informed decisions for a more sustainable and brighter future. Certainly, here are some matters of potential concern to consider.

The authors of this article in Journal of Energy Storage seems to have used GlurgeBot as a replacement for basic formatting:

Certainly, here's the text without bullet points:

 

In which a man disappearing up his own asshole somehow fails to be interesting.

 

So, there I was, trying to remember the title of a book I had read bits of, and I thought to check a Wikipedia article that might have referred to it. And there, in "External links", was ... "Wikiversity hosts a discussion with the Bard chatbot on Quantum mechanics".

How much carbon did you have to burn, and how many Kenyan workers did you have to call the N-word, in order to get a garbled and confused "history" of science? (There's a lot wrong and even self-contradictory with what the stochastic parrot says, which isn't worth unweaving in detail; perhaps the worst part is that its statement of the uncertainty principle is a blurry JPEG of the average over all verbal statements of the uncertainty principle, most of which are wrong.) So, a mediocre but mostly unremarkable page gets supplemented with a "resource" that is actively harmful. Hooray.

Meanwhile, over in this discussion thread, we've been taking a look at the Wikipedia article Super-recursive algorithm. It's rambling and unclear, throwing together all sorts of things that somebody somewhere called an exotic kind of computation, while seemingly not grasping the basics of the ordinary theory the new thing is supposedly moving beyond.

So: What's the worst/weirdest Wikipedia article in your field of specialization?

 

The day just isn't complete without a tiresome retread of freeze peach rhetorical tropes. Oh, it's "important to engage with and understand" white supremacy. That's why we need to boost the voices of white supremacists! And give them money!

 

With the OpenAI clownshow, there's been renewed media attention on the xrisk/"AI safety"/doomer nonsense. Personally, I've had a fresh wave of reporters asking me naive questions (as well as some contacts from old hands who are on top of how to handle ultra-rich man-children with god complexes).

 

Flashback time:

One of the most important and beneficial trainings I ever underwent as a young writer was trying to script a comic. I had to cut down all of my dialogue to fit into speech bubbles. I was staring closely at each sentence and striking out any word I could.

"But then I paid for Twitter!"

 

AI doctors will revolutionize medicine! You'll go to a service hosted in Thailand that can't take credit cards, and pay in crypto, to get a correct diagnosis. Then another VISA-blocked AI will train you in following a script that will get a human doctor to give you the right diagnosis, without tipping that doctor off that you're following a script; so you can get the prescription the first AI told you to get.

Can't get mifepristone or puberty blockers? Just have a chatbot teach you how to cast Persuasion!

 

Yudkowsky writes,

How can Effective Altruism solve the meta-level problem where almost all of the talented executives and ops people were in 1950 and now they're dead and there's fewer and fewer surviving descendants of their heritage every year and no blog post I can figure out how to write could even come close to making more people being good executives?

Because what EA was really missing is collusion to hide the health effects of tobacco smoking.

 

Aella:

Maybe catcalling isn't that bad? Maybe the demonizing of catcalling is actually racist, since most men who catcall are black

Quarantine Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson):

your skull is full of wet cat food

 

Last summer, he announced the Stanford AI Alignment group (SAIA) in a blog post with a diagram of a tree representing his plan. He’d recruit a broad group of students (the soil) and then “funnel” the most promising candidates (the roots) up through the pipeline (the trunk).

See, it's like marketing the idea, in a multilevel way

 

Steven Pinker tweets thusly:

My friend & Harvard colleague Howard Gardner, offers a thoughtful critique of my book Rationality -- but undermines his cause, as all skeptics of rationality must do, by using rationality to make it.

"My colleague and fellow esteemed gentleman of Harvard neglects to consider the premise that I am rubber and he is glue."

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