[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe AI could do Better than we've done... We'll make great pets

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 2 points 6 months ago

Don't forget Tiffany. Chick got a 13 carat diamond engagement ring from her fellow lucky sperm club member billionaire husband.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 7 months ago

thank you. bookmarked.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 8 months ago

At the risk of kind of picking around the edges here ... something caught my eye in #5:

Michael successfully alerted me to the fact that crime has risen by a factor of ten over the past century, which seems REALLY IMPORTANT and nobody else is talking about it and it seems like the sort of thing that more people than just Michael should be paying attention to.

This claim is ridiculous. The homicide rate in the US was something like 30 or 40 per 100,000 people in colonial times, reducing every century, and it's around 5 right now, since the increase from the 1960s - 1990s has gone back down.

Maybe, in the past 100 years, we have passed so many bajillion new statutes that it has increased crime tenfold, but that's not what the reactionaries are saying at all.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 9 months ago

This makes sense to me. I went through a Jars of Clay / Switchfoot phase, but never Stryper.

I have heard a couple of really good episodes of The Dig podcast, which is a Jacobin thing. Notably "The German Question" a couple of weeks ago.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 9 months ago

"12 foot ladder" helps with the paywall on this one. The article is written in a highly credulous tone. I would have appreciated an interview with someone that was actually receiving income and money in Euros out of the scheme. Like, money money.

At the end - Boston Consulting says that 10% of the market will be tokenized. Sure.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 10 months ago

Forks should be banned because you can stab people with them

That's why you put a cork on the end of the fork, for safety. Rubrect put a cork on fork, may I got to the bathroom? [short YouTube link]

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 1 year ago

literary fellatio

this is new to me and I like it.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 2 points 1 year ago

racist ashkenazi assholes

Here is the obligatory Laura Loomer video to take you into the weekend.

[-] carlitoscohones@awful.systems 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This makes total sense to me. The program lines are the really important stuff, and baseball stats and vestigial organs are like REM in BASIC.

10 Don't forget to breathe

20 My name is Pico Paco, e/Lambda

30 Never more than 2 martinis unless I'm at home

REM What my appendix does is ...

40 Heartbeat = ml/beat x VO2 exerted or whatever

REM Rod Carew batted .388 in 1977

50 Use right hand first if possible

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