One is by David Brooks, so it's guaranteed to be half baked?

AIs will talk to you as if they're sentient,

simile noun sim·​i·​le ˈsi-mə-(ˌ)lē : a figure of speech comparing two unlike things that is often introduced by like or as (as in cheeks like roses)

"cozy/spaciousness"

The Danes do not have a term for this, but if they did, it might be* hyggelig dimensioner*. A good name for an oversized couch at Ikea. Also, the Danes would not include "whiteboards everywhere" as part of cozy, warm, intellectual conversation, but hey.

It's a lousy bit, because if you're going to do a goddamn "crocus" joke about hundreds of people being shot at a concert, you should obviously make the pun about Swiss heavy metal legends "Krokus."

I know someone that met their long-term partner in the chat of words with friends.

The have a firstly and a lastly, but no inbtweensly in their description.

Also - "setting industry benchmarks for innovation, utility, and transparency." hahahahahahahahahaha

To be fair, it was beautiful data. This is definitely the first time that reading about a gangbang made me want to subscribe to canva dot com.

I made it to the second sentence and had to google "hedonium," which I figured was a portmanteau-type thing and indeed it was. In my search results for the word, I see LessWrong and Nick Bostrum at the top, so yeah.

A 42 minute read to prove that someone doesn’t get correlation vs causation as well as a junior college stats class.

I think that, if you assume the consequent, my slippery slope argument is valid.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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I clicked the original LW link (not the archive link) and got a malware warning.