I'm perplexed that nobody has mentioned Dwarf Fortress.
https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Nail
https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Body_parts
https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Profile

You know what really caught me up: where are horses native to?

Oh it's a forever free game, the Steam version comes with some exclusive cosmetic stuff. It's definitely the nicest way to play, but the free version still gets all the updates.

A mastodon, like an elephant, has a trunk it can sound like a trumpet.

When your dog food tastes like dog food

Don't forget about fallow crops, when you let the earth rest and the crops to decompose, enriching the soil

Punk tends to lean towards modifying what you have with what tools are available, and shopping second-hand. As a bonus, the inherent aesthetic is harder for the fashion industry to co-opt.

It's jumps.

Seeds are ~~trademarked~~ patented

You're my star

Outstanding post. It has depth and is presented in compelling language.

"Use Snaps"
"No" (installs .deb)
"Fuck you, use Snaps"
(The Snap Store is a proprietary closed-source black-box that updates your snaps without asking and every part of this statement was a deliberate planned feature by Canonical)