[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 5 months ago

Also don't forget the historic aspect -- when queerness was viewed as sexually deviant and perverted, it was the kink community that stood by us. Just because we've evolved to be socially acceptable doesn't mean we should leave everyone else behind

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 5 months ago

so arousing being a grown adult drinking from a water fountain. pert little hydration booty sticking out behind u. know just what to do with my eyes. stare longingly into the chrome phallus delivering me sweet nectar. then close them, half from genuine pleasure; half erotic performativity. then, rising, choking on fluid, wiping the remains of my intimate encounter from the corner of my mouth, a smirk of pleasure on my plump, hydrated lips.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 5 months ago

Or key the car, if you're out of sight.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 5 months ago

It's cause it's funny. People associate 11 September with the twin towers. It's then whiplash to see Kirby. It's not that deep

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Pretty victim blamey, NGL. Norms should be in place to ask for consent (tacit or explicit) before touching someone else

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 6 months ago

Autumn lovers >>> all other seasons

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 7 months ago

You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 10 months ago

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’€

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is patently absurd. For one thing, the nuclear family itself is not currently what the vast majority of the population wants; if you look at the global population, both now and historically, the extended family is dominant. I might as well argue that children abandoning their parents and home is an unnatural construct, that's replacing the 'tribal' way of living that was natural for humans for millennia. I could further argue that (since the nuclear family only became the most common type in the US in the 1960s and 70s), it was done in corporate interests to sell more cars and suburban houses, and that it is in fact YOU that is slobbering all over corporate cock.

But I wouldn't make that argument, because it's reductive and, frankly, a bit silly to let a narrative take the place of actually reading some sociological studies.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 11 months ago

Kafkaesque porn really puts the 'cock' into 'cockroach'

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 11 months ago

It's beautiful. Stay silly

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