crazybrain

I've heard people say "yous" before.

So the limit is actually more than 413?

then go blind again when they fail out of warranty

Don't forget you'll also go blind if you don't pay the subscription fees (but don't worry, there's an ad supported plan if you can't afford Eyesight Premium).

Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.

This is know as "False Vacuum (Decay)". Kurzgesagt made a video about it.

Where GPU enthusiasts are getting all those organs to sell I'm not sure

If a true AI is any good at it's goal of beating climate change, what are the odds it's solution would involve genocide of the human race?

Peanuts aren't nuts (they're legumes) but they're probably packaged in the same place as nuts.

Or the phrases stick around and people in the future just wonder what a clock has to do with rotation.

Those "unranked" ones are actually tied for second place.

I often see products with multiple different model options (for example, monitors) but most of the reviews are about the old models, essentially boosting their review count on day one with reviews from the past.