come develop Golang , its good here.

... and other ridiculous cope statements to laugh about

I am in this post and I don't like it.

So many people interpret "best before" as "poisonous as hell after". Look at it, smell it, taste (a little bit of) it. If it passes all three, still perfect to eat.

When you are allowed into the vicinity of this kind of equipment, you should be able to identify matching shapes without circles in the first place...

Same reason you wear your socks the whole day but once you remove them they become eww. Human brain is weird in that regard. Probably has evolutionary reasons but from an entirely rational POV it's weird.

You wouldn't enjoy regular sand either. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

Not an answer, but I have to say you have a way with words.

The stalebot is most times useless. The only scenario where I can see use of it is a maintainer waiting for the reporter to add information. But closing issues because no maintainer checked on them? That's garbage and discourages bug reports.

I like how it is cheaper to buy it upfront. Like they can load an extra bag or two full of internet if they know you need it.

That's the garbage in part of the GIGO process.

I'm going to hell for laughing at the bad circumcision option

I almost thought /u/pizzacake came over to the fediverse.

You could add keepassxc as an option for those who don't want a hosted service at all. You can still exchange the storage file with other computers if you have to (via USB stick, mail, nextcloud etc)