This post is making me reassess how much internet I use in the mornings

Can you imagine still thinking global warming means your town is always warm or else the whole thing is a hoax

Nice. I've probably saved the world dozens of times now without even realizing it

This is awful and I love it

I saw this a while back - super inspiring. Absolutely top marks from me!

Why is that your first assumption

Ostensibly? I'm pretty sure he was president for four years. Does anybody protest that?

Holy crap that's dark. Now I have even less sympathy for the companies losing revenue from chrome removing third party cookies

Hmmm, I see your point. Touché.

This is great news! I hope this ends the era of subversive psychological targeting that's given rise to so much of the division in our culture.

Somebody had to program that bot! They still sat down and did the hard work of getting it smooth, but for every character

Isn't this how we got trump in the first place?