holycrap

This is a golden opportunity to put new ones in closer to the Russian side

Log in naked. Assert your dominance.

Cabelas is owned by bass pro so... that's a good analogy actually.

I seem to recall seeing this as a tweet originally

"It's not rocket surgery" is a quote from an old Saturday night live skit

This really feels like an ad

I read that as historians

"Aw shit. Put muh shoes on before muh socks again."

Sounds like rocket won't be a good fit for you then.

I'm self hosting rocket and I never gave them a dime

I was thinking this as well. I wonder how often that happens and if there are any accounts of that online anywhere