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It could also be really really small. It could also be capable of feeling and thinking.

Our local druglord is offering drug protection for kids at schools! Yey! And at $5 bucks, their service is way cheaper than the war on drugs that the cops keep peddling!

Before I can get the kids to their first drug training, I gotta get the truck fixed, and what better way to do that than Joe? Joe may be the drunkest one eyed blind rheumatic paraplegic mute there is, but he's kept all our cars running pretty good since that one time we accidentally ran him over. The car was making a noise and then it was just fine. Since then we go to Joe's for regular maintenance. Well, it's the alley behind Joe's actually. It might not last, Joe seems to be getting slower and slower and much less talkative. Like the first time we ran him over, he was just blasting his mouth off. Last time he fixed my truck he wasn't moving around as much and there were more flies around him than usual. Anyway, Joe is the way!

And don't let Google trick you. They just want more of your data.

Probably named something like "bollfångare" or like "bollfångande pall"

Do they know of anything that burns better than burning tires? Because I don't. I think you can actually make solid booster rockets out of tire rubber. Bags of dirt would have been better.

Or you know, rooftop solar probably.

I thought it was a homicide.... that's when they unalive a homie. I finally get the term. After all these years. All it takes sometimes is a burning man to bring everything into perspective.

If you get the chance....Dance!

As the jingle goes...Pa pa pa pa pa.... Coca-Cola..

I heard that India is allowing people to wack moneys over the head real good now. It used to be that you couldn't hit them little fellers. Not the cows though. You can't even eat their brain through a small straw like you are told to do to monkeys in some areas of Asia. Regardless, vegans like me can't get into the action. We just massacred a bag of pistachios and that's about as far as we go.

The smiling ones don't get it yet.... Trump will get Scott free but not them. They are the "escape goats"🐐🐐🐐. They'll stop smiling when they get it.