[-] jobby@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago

At the expense of everyone else in a 10 mile radius (or more).

I fuckin hate jetski users.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Possibilities:

A: the makers used a dodgy batch of mushrooms containing toxic species they did not want or intend to use.

B: the manufacturing process denatured the ‘good stuff’ into ‘bad stuff’.

C: Both of the above.

D: Aliens

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 11 points 5 months ago

The Asian one makes no sense.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago

What a fucking idiot.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago

Eat a single handful of Oleander leaves with a cupful of any drink you wish.

Your body will change DRASTICALLY.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 11 points 5 months ago

Minifigs are smashed up and used to create minifignewtons, which are the subsidiary units of fignewtons per square metre, also known as a FigPascal; a measurement of fig-based soft biscuitness.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 15 points 6 months ago

A nice prison cell awaits when her finances get brought to light.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 11 points 8 months ago

Sooooooo, let’s guess who has lots of shares in the industry?

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 12 points 8 months ago

‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 13 points 8 months ago

I’d really love to know who had what on Orban to cause him to change his tune so radically.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 11 points 8 months ago

His name conjures up a fetid town of incestuous slack-jawed yokels.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 15 points 8 months ago
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