jonhendry

@Soyweiser @V0ldek

The multi-electrode systems at the lab I worked in 2009 used a fiber connection to the host PC and generated terabytes of data, for just 128 or 92 electrodes (I forget) at not-all-that-many samples per second.

@self

A lab I worked in (as an IT guy) used them for data collection, studying visual attention in monkeys.

Not a happy place for the monkeys although I'm confident the scientists did their best to not make it any worse than it had to be.

@Varyk @pikesley

Not the first, actually a late entrant.

I worked in a lab using implanted brain-computer interfaces 14 years ago.

Other labs using the same system had monkeys controlling robot arms, and a human controlling a computer.

@Varyk

Cryonics is a grift, nobody is going to be cured of death by future Dr Jesus.

@Varyk

Name ten.

@gerikson

Lasik doesn't work for every vision problem.

@dgerard

I don't understand the hate for transition lenses. You don't have to get them in frames last fashionable in 1982.

@mii

Mary reads a book, Paul plays chess, and Peter sneaks out to molest a child.

@Jayjader @carlitoscohones

I'm sure Candy Crush will come pre-installed.

@blakestacey @techtakes

“"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,””

He is the PR department.

@YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM

This post is the worst Burma Shave roadside ad ever.

@dgerard

I’m sure deciding who to seat next to whom at dinner for optimal conversation must have been exciting.