kraftpudding

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she's dead.

I can't tell if you're serious...

So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn't make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

*Sad Aldi Süd noises*

Is that Jaiden animations dressed as Luigi at bojacks house?

(Yes I know this is KB, not Jaiden but it looks so similar)

If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.

I hope he's at least tasty

Landesgartenschau in Dyga

A part of me thinks this is just trying to establish "No judge, I didn't sext a minor, she was on social media, how could I have known she was underage" as a valid legal defense.

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

So, if I switch my sim card to a totally different phone, which phone do I give up?