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Too late for those girls in summer camp.

It's sad it takes so many deaths to start a pitifully small pushback against those at fault. And not even that. Doge goons are just perfectly placed scapegoats who are about to inherit all the wrongdoings of this administration in the coming years.

The people who need to most will learn nothing from this.

Why not?

Is it the one with the mad scientist giant face in space?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morality

Here you go. Or if you prefer more specific:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_morality

Have a pleasant read.

With a hose.

Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.

Only when properly drunk.

Replace the 'O's with 'U's and the story changes considerably.

Me, seeing the raised hair on the arm: "Oh, this must be about calculating the odds of being struck by lightning."

Reading the comments about tan lines: "Oh..."

Laziness is the way of nature. However, we are rebels, diligently working against our nature.

Arise! Allow no master to control your fate and grasp the means of production!

If we place a tracker on any random person, their route will probably draw them in bed, munching on snacks or splayed on the floor, tired and unwilling to move.