Or your partner died before you, which might not be as cool.

Hey guys, is anyone playing tonight?

One of the main reasons I like using Mastodon for work is the fact that it's completely separate from the large social networks. It's only used by people who are committed to creating a new, better place. I don't think users of Threads (or Xitter, for that matter) would have anything to offer for me.

It allows for more precise content filtering. Say you hate Star Trek but you like the people on the Star Trek instance, you can now solve that in one click

Adding an option "Block all users from this instance" would be a good addition, though.

The anchoring effect

I can read this text in thirty seconds without having to find my headphones.

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

"Needless to say,..."

[Says it anyway]

Yeah, it's easy:

• eat less
• no fast food
• no sugary shit
• eat less
• lots of fruit and vegetables
• lots of water
• eat less

That's basically all there is to it if you're not trying to get a six pack. It takes some time to get used to, but then your body will start figuring out things by itself (like '"I need more vitamins" and "I hate feeling bloated because of empty calories").

Yeah, we can just go back to the restaurant hiring their own delivery people.

Oh nice, ragebait. That surely brings back the authentic Reddit feeling.

/s

Lately, people have been posting really old memes (Advice Animals etc), but I do like that. It feels a bit like gathering all the parts of recent internet culture that were actually fun and using them to start over.