mayo_cider

I'm single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I'm going to start talking about politics

Works every time

Fun fact: Josef Mengele lived as José Mengele in Paraguay for a while

This is my current solution to the Fermi paradox, all life intelligent enough to colonize the galaxy were ants who realized that health care is more valuable than rockets

Hard to detect rf signals when they need like 5 feet for international calls

I think guillotines work better for pressure, it's all about that surface area

Oh, what's that? A veto for me? Don't mind if I do

Greece dogs have been consistently more based than any European leftists

The way China wiped the CIA's network was one of the funniest events of the last decade

I was exaggerating for the dramatic effect, but "Chinese" is honestly inching closer to "Arabic" in terms of acceptable racism at least in my experience

Not entirely correct, hating the Chinese government is the same as hating the Chinese people for liberals

It's the last avenue for acceptable racism for them

Some people try to use criticism of Israel as a justification for antisemitism, but they can't stop themselves before the great replacement theory

I finally bought some flux last year and was angry at myself for all the wasted years, proper solder is next on the list but I still have some cheap but usable solder that I want to use up first

This is why I don't even ask for details anymore, just 5x my current salary with at least a 2 year contract

Here we go again, externalizing the internal contradictions of a dying empire