To confirm, the actresses are Demi Moore, Julianne Moore, and Mandy Moore.

To be fair though, according to the book he did like everything during that one week.

They can't. He put extra hardware in it to make it work. But that doesn't make for a catchy clickbait title, so they left that part out of it.

Lots of people (awful people) have kids for their own ego rather than because they want to raise happy and healthy offspring. They don't care about the world their children will grow up in.

If the compressor dies but the evaporator tray is still heating, it would definitely cause the fridge to warm up.

If they don't want you to ship it back, it's pretty common for them to ask for some kind of proof of destruction. Back in the days of non-removable cords, they would have you cut the cord off your device or appliance before sending you a replacement.

Vague rules are meant to be enforced arbitrarily. The whole point is to give the enforcers an excuse to penalize someone.

Ah, the Ender Wiggin solution.

Wait, are you the guy who makes sure every can in the store has a dent in it?

They're not priceless, they're $3.00

Oh sure, lemme just fix the police system real quick. Give me a minute. I don't know why nobody thought of that!

I was apartment hunting this year, and one apartment I visited had a Jacuzzi as one of its selling points. It turns out it was just a Jacuzzi-branded bathtub. In the corner of the bedroom. Surrounded by carpet.