I also like this because:

a) PACKIDGE!

ii) It's the first screenshot from a phone I've seen in ages where the battery isn't at 4% remaining and I'm silently anxiously screaming CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE! 😆

And HERE is my Catch-22 😁

Bloody hell. I'm taking this all the way to the Prime Minister!

Brain foggy :(

Why coffee no work? 😩😴

"And look, we're so efficient, we built the thing and had four bolts left over! That's real savings, those things are expensive!"

👍

Oh man don't get me started on Oporto.

Picture it, late 1990's. @mysticgreg is working in Sydney and living in the southern suburbs, right near one of the early Oporto stores. IT WAS GLORIOUS. Double-Bondi burgers with tender, juicy chicken fillets bigger than your head, and chilli hot enough to melt the paper they came in. Rappas so good they would launch you into another dimension.

Time moves on, I return to Victoria. Decades later I stumble upon an Oporto and think OH YES, IT HAS RETURNED TO MY LIFE. I order. I unwrap the food. I look confused. I taste it. I cry. I mourn. I leave.

It is but a shadow of its former self :(

Ungrateful for my inability to break out of my epic decade-long-stuck-in-the-same-role career rut that has me dreading coming into work each day.

I'll wave to you from my box fort.

Welp, time to grab the pitchforks and drive Jack to the border.

Aww no, poor EP :(

So glad that he has parents who give a shit and are helping him to get the help he needs, not just giving him a clip around the ears and telling him to 'man up'. Fingers crossed for him here too.