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Looking at the comments,

I guess you...

...miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

I'm sorry, but you suck...
hard...
at being...
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I'm glad for you :)

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion...

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

Sure! He hasn't moved for days. Must be really comfy!

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

Don't worry, it's too big for him.

If the universe is truly infinite and as homogeneous as it appears to be, then an infinite amount of people had already said that, will say that and are saying it right now.

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as "relevant" as reddit used to be.

Nicht doch, wir Brüder und Schwestern der Pastalen Front müssen uns nicht entschuldigen, niemals!

WIR BEUGEN UNS KEINER ERPRESSUNG!

Ja gut, so wie es vorher ausgehen hat, darüber wollen wir gar nicht erst reden.

Danke! Der einzig verständliche Kommentar in dieser Kommune!