outhouseperilous

joined 4 days ago

Not in any of the ways that matter.

Yes, im the one who is ableist here. So ableist. About this.

You know the parent company has military contracts, right?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, im pretty sure political power is kept in barrels, and we take it out when we need to use it. Because it comes from there.

Oh shit, maybe we don't just store it there, but we make it there? Like whiskey?

Old saying from.... Korea, i wanna say? Maybe mongolia?

I don't remember exactly, but damn i wonder if its tasty, like whiskey.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speaking as a proud criminal: fuck you no theyre not. Dont lump those monsters in with us.

Cool, and they never mentioned this before because it was too dangerous for us to know. Obviously.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

No, honey, it's 2025.

I don't know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn't change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

This is definitely marketing driven.

The only ethical way out is to make the cops pay for a bullet.

Nah, left out the gross eugenics stuff.

Which every high level corpo is very into.

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