Engineering vs Marketing

Even after realising it doesn't actually do shit, it does actually do shit. Fight me.

Don't get high on your own supply

Don't worry too much, Kojima will make a game about it eventually.

When you ufw enable but forgot to whitelist port 22

I work for a company that does.

Guess what? Right now I'm working on a project pretty much nonstop because I want to

I'm invested in the task, I want to get back to work immediately after breakfast (right now) because I know what I'm doing is important, and that when I have nothing important to do, I can just play mahjong or something online.

Treating your workers like competent, motivated adults will make them want to be competent, motivated adults.

Ask for the difference in behaviour between apple seeds and baseball cards, or anything equally nonsensical.

A human would go "bro wtf"

You know what's worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.

The waiter doesn't.

God's will

Exactly. Chill out. It's not a competition.

Just hang out and enjoy the community.

They're optimising their idea to grave pipeline.

If it was a fictional corpo with that tagline we'd think we're watching satire.