purrperl

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[–] purrperl@kinkycats.org 3 points 5 days ago

@atomicpoet @movies

Ultracringer:

"The Last Stand" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Forest Whittaker.

[Bad guy gets in a small plane and flies off]

Whittaker ( FBI Agent 1 ): "We can't let him get away. Get me the locations of every airport and airstrip in a 50 mile radius!"

FBI Agent 2: [...grim expression...] "That....could take some doing."

Me: :blobcatfacepalm2: "You're the FBI! Use online maps. Call the FAA, for crying out loud!"