Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don't go away on their own

stonks

Yeah, and SotE was the size of Limgrave

And if you have asthma, don't worry, just take a deep breath :)

Please do not the

Globohomo Science. Instead of a portal gun, it's a rainbow gun. All Cave Johnson's rants remain unchanged, including the lemons

I still have flashbacks from that graveyard next to the Firelink Shrine in DS1

Spiders grabbing frogs and releasing them is like humans grabbing their cats and going for snuggles

It's technically just a random rock plucked from the asteroid belt. It's just not big enough to crush itself into a neat ball with gravity, like with planets or our Moon

"The song expands to hold you both" is beautiful

Until I noticed the poster on the 4th panel, my brain interpreted this comic as the kid writing fanfic about his favourite players

Why should I feel obligated to be available for a phone call?