Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

My hearing is pretty severely damaged in my left ear, and for several months I thought everything was to my right. but my ability to locate sounds has come back. My hearings not any better, my brain just figured out that my left ears fucked and compensated.

If i paid money to every the patreon of every content creator that I want to support, it'd be a lot more money than youtube premium. Better believe ill be cancelling premium the very first ad I see though.

That depends, is this knife a baby?

Alice looks like Vegeta in a cosplay

if theres anything human left of them. I know you said we shouldnt dehumanize them, but these people have done that to themselves.

Really paints a good target on them. Hopefully theyll take to wearing them on their clothes in the future, nothing like a good bulleseye straight up center mass.

Nope. I would never, ever do a thing like that. I've certainly never sat at my computer drinking beers and complaining about people changing plans at the last second.

The people who make these memes aren't the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think 'no step on snek' and prostrating themselves before the ones who'd be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they're also the same people who think climate change isn't real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

I mean, chicken shit can self combust in the right conditions, so hanlon's razor might apply here.

as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I'd absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows

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