Yes, shoot me for wearing an anti-allergy mask officer. I'm begging you.
I will live like a king siphoning off your retirement pension if you shoot me for keeping pollen out of my nose.

Really? While I'm in the office?
Transfers link to tor browser

Strawberrum sounds like it'll be at least 20% abv. I'd like a nice cold glass of that.

Is this one of those vanilla memes that I'm too ReVanced to understand?

There's also a limited federation mode that server admins can use. Users and posts are still searchable, but they do not show on the public federated feed.
Useful for this exact case where a server may have beneficial accounts, but the rest should be hidden for moderation reasons.

Still would prefer it being on a proper mastodon server, but I can live with this. Whatever server ends up hosting a President's account now has to deal with record preservation laws for their posts. Let's leave that bureaucratic stuff to threads.

The punchline from this old comic sums it up quite well. Stamina is just as important as strength, its just harder to brag about without big printed weight numbers on the equipment.

And once again, he started zapping.

At this point they need to go over his head and tell the social media companies to just disable his accounts. He is never going to stay quiet.

The ability to take for granted that anything and everything I purchased was owned outright. It couldn't be taken away, either intentionally or accidentally, in any capacity.
Now everything is all always-online digital licenses, and they can be swapped to monthly subscriptions at a moments notice.

They didn't stop allowing 3rd party app usage per se, they just priced it so absurdly high that they all had to stop operating or get multimillion dollar invoices.
...Which is technically just killing 3rd party apps, thinly disguised under a layer of potential profit. Pretty standard soulless corporate practice.

Aww man, that means no more furry omegle videos. Those were always funny to watch.

And another 100k and 1k monthly to the FNA engine. I wasn't aware of that engine until today, but it looks like I have a couple of games that run on it.